ORIGIN OF BIG FOOT
Aliens were in a disciplinary hearing in one the inhabited planets in the constellation of Alpha Centauri. Two of their wild life researchers were in the dock. They had just returned from a primitive place called Earth. It was a newly discovered planet from where they were to have routinely snatched live material to bring back for the Intergalactic zoo. The two had failed and it was found out that they had self indulged in an experiment, so incurring the wrath of the judge.
“So you created your own version of their primitive form, instead of encapsulating their original growth chemicals as was your remit, Why?” he thundered.
“Sir,the dominant life form that existed there was ruining everything and was choking in mismanagement and continually engaged in warfare. Then, we noticed another life form from which the dominants shared a 98% original material. That fact gave us the idea to select the fractionally lesser type to create another superior life form physically and mentally, that would drive the planet to better things once they took hold. This would also enable us at some stage to selectively farm them for our industries.”
“One wasn’t enough, so you decided on two creations we now know are called ‘Big Foot’ by the so called dominant inhabitants, is that right? And humiliatingly have turned out to be a things of ambling hairy stupidity, so it all back fired, what safeguards did you install, if any?”
“Atomised personal waste and exhalations, and just one engineered for a single self reproduction, but the invisibility hologram malfunctioned so they were spotted and engendered all the myths and folklore…”
“So, they just absconded into the ether?”
“But never up to this moment have the human dominants captured them and we still
have them under strict surveillance Sir...”
“But the dominant dangerous life form could at one stage have access to all our integral chemical designs for them to use. Now get back there and amend your dangerous folly immediately!”
So our two chastened miscreants prepared and propelled themselves through wormholes of time and space to land back in Earth’s Ochogo National Forest in Oregon, and prepared their plans of redemption and correction. A quick check of their history since they had left revealed about 1,800 sightings of their creations locally called ‘Big Foot, but to their horror found their invisibility holograms were still not working. Quickly they located them, now seeing there were now three of them (so that worked!) and observed them to be physically massive in comparison to the dominant form, but the brain power had not kept apace and they were as reclusive and shy as the resident Gazelles. The Native Americans now had them in their folklore and at the other side of the planet another tribe living in snowy wastes talked about a ‘Big Foot’ version they called ‘Yeti.
The exhalations and purifying waste of their creations was working well as the humans had not yet definitively clarified their existence. The intrepid pair also noticed the trail cameras were affixed throughout the forest as humans pathetically hounded these elusive new members of their planet. The Humans would not know that these elusive forms had earth life spans of 200 earth year.It was only a matter of time before captured them and availed themselves of our advanced science. Of course as is their documented ways they would use what they could to mercilessly exploit in their savage ways other inferior life forms and planets.
Our twosome found the three and drained them of life. Now to use their time suction guns to reduce the bodies to 40,000 earth year old skeletal fossils and destroy all traces of their interplanetary origins. Next, they set a weather time thermostat to create a flash monsoon in the area that would wash away the earth for them to be discovered. Now to get back home.
In time human scientific boffins discovered the skeletons washed to the surface after the monsoon deluge. There was initial excitement and hand shaking at the discovery until they soon realised that these Homo Sapiens might just be large Neanderthal variants that had died out in the normal course of evolutionary culling, like the Mammoths. If there were others dug up in the past it could have started the ‘Big Foot’ craze, much like the ‘Piltdown Man’ from 1912. Two of the three Scientists decided to run with these being ‘Big foot,’ proclaiming, THEY HAD FOUND HIM! craving publicity and press conferences. One, however, left unconvinced saying further research was needed. Later he noticed a speck of dirt from the fossil site that seemed to have stuck to his arm and was immovable, and curiously glowed in the dark. Alarmingly after some days it started to accelerate in size and then slough off. There was something happening here. A friend managed to get him access to a most powerful microscope called ‘Team.05 or Titan to inspect this strange blob. The inspection showed different chemical structures and designs never seen before. Our Scientist prepared himself for the find of the century, that Big Foot had an alien origin. The Scientist had a cushioned cage constructed because this monster was growing very fast but hopefully would have super intelligence he could reason with.
Days later he visited his secluded laboratory. His captive was now a giant and on seeing him broke out of the cage and killed him. Big foot was on the loose,The Hoax was a reality, but this recreated variant had sucked up enough black material from the human makeup to need to become super dominant and eliminate all rivals. Big foot was hunting humans now, the tables have turned.